Posted by pancho (148.244.221.89) on January 21, 2002 at 10:30:06:
In Reply to: wrong place at the wrong time posted by Liz on January 21, 2002 at 02:14:59:
In 1345 AD, while on his way to Edessa in Jersey, Mar One was startled to see Mar Two feeding the hungry lined up along side the road. "Mar Two", said Mar One, "I see you are follwing the precepts of our dear lord Jesus who said feed the hungry and you will be a Christian...not like thos damned ancient Assyrians who only killed people".
"Datīs right"...replied Mar Two...I thank our new and improved god, who has shown the way to righteousness and truth...wanna cookie?"
We know this happened for a fact because it is recorded in a book published by the Hellfire Group in the following year. Fred Aprim told me about it.