Posted by parhad (158.252.223.141) on October 07, 2001 at 15:51:01:
The United States government has informed John Secretary to tell Carlo Ganjeh and his Ganjettes, that they regret to inform him and the Assyrian people that henceforth their rights to fly, or take a hike, will be curtailed indefinitely, due to the recent attacks by "Darkies". The government is certain Assyrians wont mind as they will still be allowed to kiss ass...but only while their knees are firmly planted on the ground.
John Toller, spokesman for the Transportation Department, said, "We know most Assyrians are tame, but I'm sure we can all appreciate that a wild one might get in, and then where would we be"? It seems ass kissing at 30,000 feet is just one of those guarantees Assyrians will have to forego. Madeliene Albright, who once declared other forms of collateral damage acceptable, said , "everyone knows Assyrians have big lips, and that many have big and long noses...therefore, the thought of those lips back there, at such an altitude, coupled with that protruding proboscus, could lead to unacceptable levels of potential danger and disaster.
Assyrian have decided not to protest this time.