Posted by Jeff (24.30.53.181) on October 22, 2001 at 23:17:19:
Most Wanted: Oh-Sama bin Parhad
Posted by Mar Polous Tleeqa on Monday, 22 October 2001, at 4:26 p.m.
IMPERSONATION OF AN ASSYRIAN; CONSPIRACY TO TERRORIZE ASSYRIAN INTERNET FORUMS; ATTACK ON ASSYRIANS RESULTING IN HIS BANISHMENT FROM THE CONVENTION
OH-SAMA BIN PARHAD
Aliases:
Khaloo Touma, The Sculptor, Abu Hmar, Bunny-Butt, Bin Drinkin, Dummy, Muggins, Bin-edict Arnold
DESCRIPTION
Date of Birth:
1947
Hair:
Mostly on back
Place of Birth:
Baghdad, Iraq
Eyes:
Brown
Height:
5'4" to 5'8"
Nose:
Big
Weight:
Approximately 160 pounds
Sex:
Not enough
Build:
Stocky
Complexion:
Bad
Language:
Foul
Citizenship:
Iraq/U.S./Mexico
Scars and Marks:
Pink heart on his right tushie.
Current Whereabouts:
Oh-Sama is believed to be hiding in Mexico.
SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS
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Fred,
I just had to post this. I mean, this guy spend so much time making this up, editing that picture of you... he's almost as obsessed as Hanna!!
Hope you laughed as much as I did,
Jeff