Posted by Kasha Mashi (148.244.221.155) on November 19, 2001 at 11:21:29:
Deer Sirs*
Whee wrote to you to have told you of awl hour hunger at you all for calling us Arabs and Geeks and Ironsians. Whe are noon of that tings. We are Assrins, NOT Syrups. and NOT Turkeys neethur.
We represens 14 Grat Organizayshuns, with tens of peepil whoo are awl hungered by yoor mastooks. Pleez to correcting yourself. In that day and old age it shud not bee the cause that you make this kinds of mistakings. Are you noteducayted or sumpthin.
Pleez memorize that wee are ASSRINS...wery pride to be vell noun round the wurld...if you did nut no.
Sinceriouslee¨[
Kasha Masha, presdient bishop and Metropolitan
Grat Assrins Peepils Grat Organizayshuns Grat GAPGOG
Number Won King Sargon Block, King Sargon Plaza
Chicagoo, Illnoise