Posted by junglest from ? (64.79.4.3) on Tuesday, March 19, 2002 at 9:56AM :
Turkish Minister of the Interior, Hekmit Pooney, issued a statement this morning addmitting that Turkey had underestimated the ravages caused to Alli's vagina when the Turkish Army trooped through there on their way home.
"We had no idea that's what it was", Minister Pooney was quoted as saying. Reparations are being offered to Ms. Alli Rhodes, to whom apparently all roads lead.
-- junglest
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