Posted by panch from host-148-244-221-7.block.alestra.net.mx (148.244.221.7) on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 at 8:30PM :
Today I want to discuss the mole on your inner thigh...the right one, the right one facing towards you. How is it? Is it still there? Do you still shave it? Do you still call it "Alfred"? Does it go everywhere with you?
I suppose this is now going to require another complaint. That guy is going to ruin the bushes. And sending a copy to the police where my mother lives is a nice touch...like I am a serial killer or sex offender. That one touch will cost her dearly. I want to see what she has to say about the sculpture I am going to make of her...a cute little thing, cast in pink plastic with strategic openings for whatever suits your fancy.
Now...is that no longer allowed in this country? When Guiliani had his doodles all in an uproar and the Catholic Church got pushed out of shape because the Virgin Maey was done up in elephant poop...were they able to do anything but gain a wider audience for that painting and notoriety and higher prices for the artist? Will people never learn.
What if I paint Jackie in shit...or better yet, use bullshit in forming a true likeness of her...and it causes her great and awful and tremendous dooodles? You suppose a court of law is going to intervene...well...letīs see. Jackie...what kind of shit do you think sets you off best?
-- panch
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