Posted by Rolf Dusseldorf from customer-148-233-78-77.uninet.net.mx (148.233.78.77) on Wednesday, December 25, 2002 at 5:51PM :
For the first time this century, the third or fourth time the last century and, one hopes, for many more to come, a thoughtful, considerate, decent and justice loving, though gas guzzling, country has saved the worlds precious though dwindling supply of Naturally Gaseous Assyrians. This time it was the Americans, god love them, who did the saving...having taken over the onerous though rewarding task from the British before them. It seems Assyrians will be in good hands for the forseeable future...so long as someone dependable can be counted upon to rout them at some future date.
Being incapable, or just barely competant, to mount a party or picnic themselves, or build more than a one block section in Chicago, the famed King Sargon Block, Assyrians can be grateful they left behind a civilization the ruins of which go up in smoke nicely from tailkpipes and smokestacks around the world. Having built so much and been so lucky in their ruination...Assyrians will be a valued natural resource for as long as it takes to burn them all up.
ASSYRIA FOR EXXON!
-- Rolf Dusseldorf
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