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Posted by Sadie from ? (160.129.27.22) on Wednesday, January 22, 2003 at 12:01PM :

Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.

The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."

The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Olympics."

The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon hat. Last year he became president of the United States.

-- Sadie
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Cracking up... - Stella 1:37PM 01/22/2003 () (4)

NEWSFLASH!!! - Stella 2:05PM 01/22/2003 () (3)
- An urgent request from George Walker Bush - Stella 2:42PM 01/22/2003 () (2)
  - Beautiful and True...unbeatable combination. - pancho 0:28AM 01/23/2003 () (0)
  - This one is good! - Sadie 2:48PM 01/22/2003 () (0)

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