Posted by Ashtarblelya from free-ppp092.MODEMS.CWRU.Edu (129.22.7.92) on Sunday, April 27, 2003 at 5:06PM :
George W. Bush Resume
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> Past work experience:
>
> Ran for congress and lost.
> Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
> Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company
> went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
> Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
> land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the
> Chicago Cubs.
>
> With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
>
> Accomplishments as Governor-
>
> Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the
> most polluted state in the Union.
> Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in
> America.
> Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions
> in borrowed money.
> Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
> Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
> with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.
>
> Accomplishments as president--
>
> Attacked and took over two countries.
> Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
> Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
> Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12
> month period.
> Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
> market.
> First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
> First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
> First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation
> by any president in US history.
> After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided
> over the worst security failure in US history.
> Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other
> president in US history.
> In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
> job.
> Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
> president in US history.
> Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
> Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
> any president in US history.
> Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
> president since the advent of television.
> Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
> any president in US history.
> Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
> intervene when corruption was revealed.
> Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to
> use the national reserves as past presidents have.
> Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
> Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
> take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
> record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (<A
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> Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
> My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US
> history.
> Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
> history.
> (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Exxon oil
> tanker named after her).
> First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
> simultaneously go bankrupt.
> Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market
> in any country in the history of the world.
> First president in US history to order a US attack and military
> occupation of a sovereign nation.
> Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
> of the United States.
> Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
> more than any president in US history.
> First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
> from the human rights commission.
> First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US
> from the elections monitoring board. Removed more checks and balances,
> and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any
> presidential administration in US history.
> Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
> Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
> Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
> default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
> First president in US history to refuse United Nations election
> inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
> All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
> donations.
> My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the
> largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay,
> former CEO of Enron Corporation).
> Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
> history.
> First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign
> nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
> First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and
> then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
> First US president to establish a secret shadow government.
> Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than
> a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly
> the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
> With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile
> Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
> Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of
> Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
> and stability.
> First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more
> threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
> Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
> government contracts.
> Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
> violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations
> bidding for government contracts.
> Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
> Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders
> of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months
> I have no leads and zero suspects.
> In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully
> prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure
> in the history of the
> United States.
> Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
> president in US history.
> In a little over two years created the most divided country in
> decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the
> civil war.
> Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
> than two years turned every single economic category heading straight
> down.
>
> Records and References
>
> At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
> record has been erased and is not available)
> AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of
> war.
> Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
> All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
> to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public
> view.
> All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
> bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public
> view.
> All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the
> board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
> Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
> public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public
> review.
> For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker
> (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for
> war-profiteering.)
>
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-- Ashtarblelya
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