Posted by Jeff from d53-91-242.try.wideopenwest.com (64.53.242.91) on Friday, May 16, 2003 at 1:32AM :
No More Pasta, Mama
By: The Gaylords
(This one we can relate to. Just replace "pasta" with ANY of our dishes)
[We're gonna offer you a polka you cannot refuse]
He walked into the room and smelled the gravy
And he saw the boiling water on the stove
Mama came and tried to put her arms around him
300 pounds of mama says "YOU SKIN AND BONES"
In a minute she had dinner on the table
macaroni and a loaf of garlic braed
She said "Manga-toni you look-a so hungry"
And she thought that he'd gone crazy when he said:
"PLEASE, no more pasta, Mama
It's getting me too fat
Carrot sticks and celery;
that's what I gotta get.
Spagetini, Tortellini,
I don't need no more of that.
No more pasta, mama
It's getting me too fat"
Feeding him is how she said "I love you"
and she cried when he said
"No, I cannot eat.
Mama, take a look at my stomach.
It's so big, I can't even-a see my feet."
"Please, MAMA, No More Pasta!
It's getting me too fat
From-a now on, I gotta eat
Egg-beater omelette.
Tortelli, Vermicelli,
No more pasta, mama
It's getting me too fat"
Spaghetti, Ravioli,
Riggatoni, Mostacholli,
Not only are they difficult to say.
But Lasagne, cavatini,
tuspedini, and linguini,
got him in the shape he's in today.
So, Please, "No More Pasta Mama!
It's getting me too fat
Give me grapefruit and coffee,
forget the xxxxxxxxx (inaudiable)
Riggatonni, Caroloni,
I don't need no more of that.
No more pasta, mama
It's getting me too fat"
-- Jeff
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