Posted by farid from customer-148-233-78-77.uninet.net.mx (148.233.78.77) on Wednesday, June 25, 2003 at 12:34PM :
In Reply to: ... May I modify it a bit? posted by Jeff from d14-69-62-196.try.wideopenwest.com (69.14.196.62) on Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 5:31PM :
United States of America
Department of State
23rd desk, Fouth Aisle
Office Of Returned Countries
Wolfowiz Building
Washington D.C. 12345
Dear Mr. BetHooHa
Please be informed that the Bureau Of Native American Land Re-Allotment will be claiming your house on the north side of Chicago. It seems they have a prior claim to the land it sits on and will take the house as well as all of its belongings in lieu of 300 years back rent.
I am certain that having just been given your "indigenous" right to the land of your ancestors, you can well apreciate the justice of all such claims. Please be out by July 4th of 2003.
Sincerely,
Abraham Abrahamowitz
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