Posted by Jeff from d14-69-22-254.try.wideopenwest.com (69.14.254.22) on Saturday, August 09, 2003 at 1:53PM :
This is something I found on my hard drive from years ago (I didn't write it):
Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure.
It fills the air and putrifies my clothes and hair and lungs without my consent.
I have pleasure also. I like beer. The residue from my pleasure is urine.
Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and clothes without your consent?
-- Jeff
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