Posted by Jeff Atto from d14-69-99-26.try.wideopenwest.com (69.14.26.99) on Tuesday, September 02, 2003 at 2:21AM :
...I didn't write it myself.
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Convention proposal
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Written by ByzantineSnoopy on 28 Aug 2003 03:04:51:
Dear friends and benefactors, ladies specialy.
I need money for my visa and the airplane tickets so that I can travel to the United States. I can arrange cheap tickets.
By contacting me and help me with a certain amount of cash, I will be willing to go with you, and even dance with you if necessary.
You would only need to help me with:
-money for the visa and airplane ticket
-a confortable bed (doesn't matter if the bathroom isnt near)
-A car for we both
My services will include:
-Go with you to the convention as your special friend.
- I just drove a car twice and I'm terrrible driver but I'm good at trying and I have a license so i can be your cavalier (what a great adventure!)
-Dance with you if necessary, and pass time only with you,, ignoring other girls. (you'll be a real Assyrian Queen!!)
Not included:
-Kisses
-Flowers and details
-Other services
(this can be arranged according to the occasion though)
You are free to reach me at:
hillbillycat56@hotmail.com
-- Jeff Atto
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