Posted by Alexander from 92.52.26.24.cfl.rr.com (24.26.52.92) on Sunday, September 07, 2003 at 3:26AM :
There once was a man named Uruk
who was very short and stocky
they say its because hes sumerian
and all sumerians or cocky
Thats not what I say
Oh no, Oh no
I dont say that,
You know, You know
These crazy Sumerians
Who drink beer all day
what are they good for?!
I say, Oh vay!
These silly sumerians
carrying nothing but spears
havent they modernised?
and even heard of Britney Spears?
You would think they were smart
You would think they'd drink port
You would think they were handsome
But they are just short
-- Alexander
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