Authentic "Assyria" Recipe

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Posted by farid from ? (200.94.236.93) on Saturday, September 20, 2003 at 12:56PM :

Take:

Some onions
salt
sugar
Bushels of Bombast
Lean Yellow Chickens
Pudgy Knees of Porkers
One Rump Roast (large)
Several Meatheads
Whipping cream
Vaseline

Proceed To:

Force Yellow Chickens through forum. Lock Meatheads in pressure cooker till tender. Roll Knees Of Porkers in salt and sugar and fold in Bushels of Bombast...stuff into Rump (large), slather with Vaseline. Garnish with onions and turn slowly on spit over fire made of Smoldering Resentments til squishy soft and runs together. Serve with generous dollops of Whipping Cream.

Serves: thousands...satisfies nobody.

Caloric Content: 0

Vitamins Minerals: 0

Fat Content: Saturated

Nutritionist's Recommend: Chaldean Diet Instead

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Re: Authentic "Assyria" Recipe - Ashtarblelya 1:56AM 09/21/2003 () (0)

Wow, that's a hardcore recipe... - Jeff 1:58PM 09/20/2003 () (1)

Re: Wow, that's a hardcore recipe... - farid 2:07PM 09/20/2003 () (0)

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Message:	: Take: : Some onions : salt : sugar : Bushels of Bombast : Lean Yellow Chickens : Pudgy Knees of Porkers : One Rump Roast (large) : Several Meatheads : Whipping cream : Vaseline : : Proceed To: : Force Yellow Chickens through forum. Lock Meatheads in pressure cooker till tender. Roll Knees Of Porkers in salt and sugar and fold in Bushels of Bombast...stuff into Rump (large), slather with Vaseline. Garnish with onions and turn slowly on spit over fire made of Smoldering Resentments til squishy soft and runs together. Serve with generous dollops of Whipping Cream. : Serves: thousands...satisfies nobody. : Caloric Content: 0 : Vitamins Minerals: 0 : Fat Content: Saturated : Nutritionist's Recommend: Chaldean Diet Instead

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