Posted by panchmaster from ? (63.164.145.161) on Monday, October 21, 2002 at 4:37PM :
It's really neat...put out by Dell in conjunction with the American Proctology Association. It's called the "Wild Hair Gizmo".
The thing consists of a thin wire you insert in your rectum, all the way up to your brain. Whenever certain IP numbers come online, a jolt is delivered to the wire and the asshole it's attached to, informing the person that he has a "wild electric hair up his arse". Many people had the regular kind before...without the electronic hook up.
I think Hanna was one of the first to have this installed. It works too.
-- panchmaster
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