Posted by bruised sankho from proxy.connexus.net.au (203.222.88.23) on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 6:38PM :
In Reply to: How To Be Safely Iraqi posted by panchmaster from pool0043.cvx24-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net (209.179.210.43) on Wednesday, November 20, 2002 at 3:13PM :
: Criticize the government of Bush constantly...call him an asshole regularly...dare the FBI to pick you up for questioning...cuss everybody in sight...and do it all night and day in the most public ways you can.
: What sort of an agent would do that?
: On the famous other hand...try to be friendly...supportive, shove several US flags up your arse...and you'll never be trusted..."why is he so patriotic...is he trying to trick us"?
>>>>Ha! The latter method works fine for the "Iraqi Iraqis".... and Syrians. Every Bathy citizen has a huge picture of their president on every shop front, car window, house window, public wall... so many Bathy flags shoved up THEIR rear-ends you'd need a giant colonic lavage to wash them out.
The state police really are stupid there: it DOES deflect suspicion. I wouldn't be surprised if the agents thought it'd work in the US.
Let's face it, the Americans do so much so well; no WONDER they clean up in the East.
-- bruised sankho
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