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It was drama class today in the White House as everyone prepared for this years up coming play in November called 'The Quest for World Domination'.
Starring in this year's production is George W Bush, who takes the lead role playing Adolf Hitler, with a strong supporting cast including Donald Rumsfield as Herman Gerring and Colin Powell who is a stand out choice as Heinrich Himmler.

Also starring in this years play will be Rupert Murdoch who brilliantly portrays Joseph Goebbels as the Head of Information and Propaganda within the Nazi party and the people of Iraq have been cast to play the invaded Polish in 1939. The inmates at Guantanamo Bay bear a stunning resemble to the concentration camps in occupied German and the directors have gone to extraordinary lengths to make sure the play really shows how the Germans hid Auschwitz and Berkenau away from the rest of the world between 1940 -1944.
The directors of the play (and there had to be more than one as the lead actor Bush keeps forgetting his lines and must be constantly spoon fed, it has been revealed), includes the CEO's of every major oil company in the world including Exxon and Caltex and it will be produced by Halliburton's Dick Cheney. Cheney who was happy just to be a part of the action like he did for the same directors in 1991 in the play I'm sure you'll all remember called the 'Gulf War' where you'll remember George Bush Sr played the lead and Dick played his right hand man.

The story unfolds as Hitler (George W) takes control of Germany in 1925 through corruption and connections and then bombs strategic countries in the quest for world dominance starting with Poland in 1939. Western society in the play including the four super powers at the time, England, France, Russia and America are played by the Muslim people of the world as well as those in African countries who are currently struggling with third world debt. The directors have paid each of them less than a dollar day, as they say they are aspiring actors and the budget for the firm had already been blown on luring established stars from well-known acting families such as the lead George Bush.

From the bombing in Poland, Hitler (George W), calls on his buddy's from Italy and Japan to help him with his quest for world domination. The English actor Tony Blair plays Mussolini and in the pacific, Supreme Japanese commander Hirohito is played by John Howard who has mentioned on a number of occasions that he is desperate to work along side Bush in any of his performances.
The only vacant acting roles in this play so far are the leaders of the western allies, including the role for Winston Churchill, Stalin, DeGaulle and Truman, although Osama Bin laden applied for the part of Truman so he could drop the bomb, but the directors (Oil CEO's remember) were having none of that, as he was previously a great actor and a good friend of the directors, but after some poor role choices and some wild behaviour off set ,he was instantly discounted for this role.

The only role that is filled within the western allies is the role of advisor to western allies who is played by actor and film maker Michael Moore and he is campaigning to fill those vacancies to provide opposition to George Bush's role as Hitler, but the directors are looking for a more one sided approach this time and it is tipped that they will even try to recreate history and show how the Germans should have gone about becoming the most powerful country in the world in their endless quest for world domination.

Josh Dray

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