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Posted by farid (Guest) - Tuesday, October 14 2003, 10:43:17 (EDT)
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What do I see on the TV last night but "ATOUR TV"...Jackie's show starring Jackie, written, produced, directed and funded by Jackie. This time locations were provided by Jackie as well...since having sold their clubhouse they now produce the show from her living room. I'm guessing that's where they were because sitting on its pedestal between Jackie and the terrified looking litttle fellow who interviewed her, or pretended to, was her casting of the head of Ashurbanipal she paid $15,000 for and which Butterfield appraised for $40,000...that was in the days when I was trying to give Assyrian sculpture away for a mere pittance...enough to eek out an existence for my family so I could make more proud, noble, diasporatic and great Assyrian sculpture.

I could only bear to watch so much of the Jackie Show...but enough to know that she's dumped the Whacki Rabbi From Iraqi and picked up cute Father Benny once again. Perhaps she and the Rabbi had a falling out or over...perhaps he no longer was the right Assyrian cause to be using...excuse me, "to be helping"...and she once again fell in love with the poor soft brown eyes and poverty stricken warm fingers and sad wavy hair of our poor brothers and poorer sisters in impoverished Georgia...in the former handsome USSR, on whose behalf...and THANK GOD there are poor Assyrians in need SOMEWHERE because there's a poor Jackie so in need in San Jose, she was raising money and of course would be the largest single donor herself. The poor Assyrians of Iraq having received enough love and attention from Jackie...but ever so many more bombs and bullets...Jackie has turned her attention to our poor Assyrians elsewhere...anywhere a cute guy can be found to collaborate with.

She's generous with her charms...donations and leadership...about as much as she is with her bodily assets and functions. Maybe this time she'll get to first base with the poor Assyrians of Georgia...or get to at least make out a little with the Assyrian Heritage in the backseat of a Zlumgo sedan...or maybe get a hand into the Diasporas of Father Benny and pull out an Assyrian issue...or participate in the "arousing of Assyria". This is a nationalist who puts her heart and soul into her work for us poor people...whose lips can encompass any soild point or throbbing issue from BetNahrain to Georgia to America and up and down again...and up and down...up and down..again...and again...and again...uummmmmmm good Jackie. This willing patriot can blow away the best and hardest of them.

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