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Re: Breathless News Agency

Posted by Jeff-in-WI (Guest) - Monday, May 10 2004, 16:15:56 (CEST)
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With all of these (hot) flashes one might conclude that Assyria is in the early stages of menopause.

parhad wrote:
>Monday: Flash!!! Good news...all is well, go back home.
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>Tuesday: Flash!!! New fighting breaks out...Assyrians routed from homes!
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>Wednesday: Flash!!! Friends report good news returns...Assyrians rush back to homes...
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>Thursday: Flash!!! Calamity strikes...Kurds seize homes...Assyrians forced to flee. United States promises to loook into heartland!!!
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>Friday: Flash!!! Great developments...United States still looking for heartland...Assyrians encouraged by sincere effort...rush back to villages.
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>Saturday: Flash!!! Insurgents attack villages. Assyrians forced to run quickly...look for United States still looking.
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>Sunday: Day of rest. No Flashes. Everyone stays put. United States still looking.
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>Monday: Flash!!! Good news! All is well. Assyrians return to villages.
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>note: At last count there were still Flashes in Iraq and Assyrians going to and fro. United States still looking. Anything changes and we´ll let you know in a flash.

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Breathless News Agency parhad - Monday, May 10 2004, 15:41:29 (CEST)
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