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=> Saw a perplexing bumper sticker today

Saw a perplexing bumper sticker today
Posted by Farid (Moderator) - Wednesday, November 19 2003, 11:26:20 (EST)
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Eunuch wrote:
>Driving home from school I saw a car with this bumper sticker, along with many others (including the famous example of poor English: God, Bless America [please bless America...please?!??])
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>"If it's not a baby, then you are NOT pregnant"
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>I don't quite know what the message is here. I decided to try and take the opposite of this sentence, and maybe then I could decipher it.
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>"If it is a baby, then you are pregnant."
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>Hmmm.. Nope... I'm still lost. Could anyone here please interpret this stupid phase for me?

+++I'm very good at stupid phrases...I tried making sense of BooHoo and Aprim for practise...here goes: I'm assuming this is a "Right To Life" person. Since "Right To Lifers" fuck like rabbits, they know what being pregnanat is like. So...if a person is pregnant at all...then it MUST be a "baby" in there...not a fetus or a bug. That being the case you're killing a baby when you abort. What you're doing when you bury 500,000 Iraai babies, I don't know...neither do I know what it was Majdolin was carrying around inside of her...cause if she was preganat the United States with our own Christian's helping, killed her baby...course now we'll buy her medical care...so she can get "closure". We in the United States are a full service catastrophe. Next!
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>Why don't I go into business making stupid bumper stickers that read "If the troops are in Iraq, we are at war", or "If your flatulance smells odiferous, you ate something unhealthy." I mean, what's the POINT????

+++Those are good. With only a partial lobotomy you could be a star at aina. I like this one I made up all on my lonesome..."Travel Agents Do It With Reservations". It isn't nasty but kind of salacious.



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