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Saw a perplexing bumper sticker today

Posted by Eunuch (Guest) eunuch@attoz.com - Tuesday, November 18 2003, 22:11:41 (EST)
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Driving home from school I saw a car with this bumper sticker, along with many others (including the famous example of poor English: God, Bless America [please bless America...please?!??])

"If it's not a baby, then you are NOT pregnant"

I don't quite know what the message is here. I decided to try and take the opposite of this sentence, and maybe then I could decipher it.

"If it is a baby, then you are pregnant."

Hmmm.. Nope... I'm still lost. Could anyone here please interpret this stupid phase for me?

Why don't I go into business making stupid bumper stickers that read "If the troops are in Iraq, we are at war", or "If your flatulance smells odiferous, you ate something unhealthy." I mean, what's the POINT????

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Saw a perplexing bumper sticker today Eunuch - Tuesday, November 18 2003, 22:11:41 (EST)
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