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Posted by parhad (Guest) - Saturday, March 27 2004, 8:37:20 (EST)
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it may seem distasteful to refer to the time Aprim and I were caught in the toilet at the Greyhound Bus Terminal in San Jose French kissing...sorry...Freedom kissing. Or, as just yesterday, I mentioned his lips and their resemblance to Peter`s and how Aprim never could get enough...but at least I don`t play at cannibalism...

The boys have for the last 15 years made it their patriotic duty to call people whores and traitors...to insinuate all sorts of things about motives and masters and the rest of it with the deliberate intention of scaring away the gentle folk we used to see at conventions. With Sargon Lewie, the guy who owns TWO porn shops in Chicago, as the president a few years back they even managed to do something never allowed before..they begged for money from the podium of the Sunday night banquet...begged for and got thirty dollars here...twenty-five there...forcing several people to walk out and others to shake their heads in dismay. The boodle collected was course used by Sargon to fly back there and hand deliver...never know whom you can trust...by way of the same brothels in Geneva they all visit...for there isn`t a flight to the Mideast carrying our leedershit that doesn`t have to lay over in Geneva...and there isn`t a one of them who doesn`t have to as well.

When Aprim still thought to act the adult he "slyly" hinted...well no he said...that if I wasn`t careful he`d reveal what I did with my children. That sort of thing was always enough in the past to send people running...for we are a thin skinned lot as you can see. I figure you should always give people what they ask for...if his intention was to scare me off with this threat to reveal dark secrets...I`d pay him back in kind...for they are all paper tigers...and told the toilet story.

Sure enough, within a few days he handed in a tearful resignation in a long letter listing all the slights he`d endured for Assyria, how his greatness was being dimmed by Muslims dating back to 1356...and that he was no longer going to waste his gifts on us swine...and he left for a long tour of Syria or somewhere.

I think he got "bored again" over there...probably had a heart to dic with a priest in one of those cathouses they keep on the outskirts of towns back there...where he made wee-wee with the lord all over again...was encouraged by the horney monks to "work for ASSYRIA"...meaning their church of course..and sent back a "newer asshole".

Of course he also came back needing a lot of protection from the very same things he used to use and set in motion himself..like low personal attacks. So...just to remind him to be that better asshole hs is, every once in a while I remind him of that toilet...pun intended...where we had such delights. In truth he`s very bad at kissing...but he greases just great.

That`s F R E D A P R I M. Just as soon as I get the address of the toilet he hangs out at these days I`ll post it too...but you can find his phone number on many a stall...the man cuts a wide path before the lord...for many a time has he been heard to moan from a corner stall...Oh GAWD!

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