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Posted by parhad (Guest) - Tuesday, December 23 2003, 20:02:44 (EST)
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You have to question everything. I just drove by an antique bike...a "girl's" bike...you know, without that crash bar up the center we boys have all smashed our holy balls on at one time or another. There is a Providence...no matter how tough the tough guy...one flick at those two little cuties and it's lights out and ohmygodwhatPAIN!

So anyway...I look at this girl's bike with new eyes now...eyes washed clean of deviltry and Christian teachings and I see that a girl's bike should have been a boy's bike all along. If the whole thing was about not getting our nuts smashed, seems to me the best way to give them a fighting chance would be to remove that bar...make it into a girl's bike...that way you have a fighting chance...you can just catch yourself by hitting your feet on the ground...or your chin on the handlebars, or your nose on the handbrake...ANYTHING but up the middle of your balls while at full gallop...at the top of your swing coming down real hard.

Seems girls could have used a boy's bike with no serious consequences...they've even got a groove built right in. But to put that bar there and then call THAT a boy's bike is like putting Bush where he is and calling him a president. NUTS!

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