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Posted by parhad (Guest) - Tuesday, February 17 2004, 21:26:14 (EST)
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Some of you might be thinking it's pretty mean to beat up on a kid....but he isn't a kid...just thinks like one. Try to keep that in mind...I have to keep reminding myself...

The Kid still can't make any sense of the basic and peculiar and particularly definitive aspects of Christian belief, things specific only to Christianity and not the common decent things all people believe... as Andy so well expressed them..."eating and drinking Christ as proof of your perfectlove". Every explanation after the fact of, "they didn't really mean it"...that it "means something quite the opposite"...that I shouldn't ride in "time machines"...that it's just all fun and games...just kidding around...he didn't really mean you should take a bite of him..and I DO believe he never said any such thing or nine-tenths of the things the Romans stuck in his mouth. None of it still clears up this one point...if you don't mean it...why introduce it in the first place? Why not pick some other difficult task to prove your perfectlove, one that you mean to mean? Why not chase the tellers out of your neighborhood bank...as Christ did? Surely that would get you into enough trouble to qualify as a "difficult" thing to do to show your perfectlove through.

What the fuck's so hard about eating a cracker and drinking some wine? I do it all the time. When did Christ say..."be like unto me as even I am...have a snack"? Who's joshing whom? That's why I say I can mock a mockery...what else are you supposed to do...worship it? While it isn't the same for the poor addlepated Kid to mock the mockery of a mockery...now I'm beginning to talk like them. What's so funny about questioning the propriety of cannibalism and also teaching it to impressionable children...and then coming back at them with..."we wuz only kidding"? Is cannibalism a disgusting and condemned thing among all people or isn't it? Is questioning cannibalism also frowned upon in all societies and considered sick and a crime? Well to Kids...apparently that's JUST the problem.

By asking these questions I'm being accused of undermining the underpants right off of Western Civilization...just by asking. And if I had my way I'd abolish this disgusting practise...and that would be a more horrible crime yet to Christian Cannibals than teaching this rot to children. How can you have a sane converstaion with one of these people before he or she pulls out sword and kills you for Jesus? The Kid is another born-again pretending to have read some books and be "puzzling" over them...like you'll feel sorry of him and his puzzlement...

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