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Posted by parhad (Guest) - Monday, January 26 2004, 19:39:05 (EST)
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note: The following is a satire, Satire is a literary device that involves an obvious joke with some truth to it. It isn't cause for murder or bannishment in most of the civilized world.

Some years back a Mr. Hanna Hajjar was found to have been having an affair and having it for sometime...almost from the day of his wedding to the lovely Mrs. Hajjar. At his divorce trial Mr. Hajjar astounded the judge with his clever and highly intellectual explanation of what had really been going on. What he called "another perspective".

Mr. Hajjar stated that we all lived on one planet and that planet was in one universe. He said that women of all kinds "always existed" and all of them had boobsies since the dawn of history..."if that wasn't the case", he told a hushed courtroom, "what were those I was hanging onto last week"? Since all women have boobsies...and since there are women on the entire planet and further, since one god put them all here...the two women and four bobsies in my life are really ALL ONE and all I've done is sleep with two women who are really one and the same...therefore I've really been Faithful...I have committed no crime nor any sin. I have been monotheistic in every woman's bed!

Mr Hajjar sat down. The courtroom was silent, the judge looked grave and pensive, meanwhile the one ex-wife of Mr Hajjar were both crying...and then a voice was heard from the back..."Well, you're TWO kinds of asshole at least"! Sheriffs removed a Mr. Farid Parhad. As of this moment no judgement has been issued in this unusual case that has legal sacholars all a-twitter.

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