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Posted by parhad (Guest) - Thursday, May 6 2004, 1:19:05 (CEST)
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the conversation at aina got a little too looney to follow seriously but I can think of a prime difference between Assyrians and Christians..only one of them is fearful of free and open exchange and even confrontation...Assyrians never changed..they were never afraid of confrontation and they aren`t today.

The boys claim Assyrians switched willingly even cheerfully...imagine a Christian coming to them...believing as they did in Ashur and saying these kinds of things..you are pagans, your beliefs are worng...your god is no god..he didn`t create anything..Yahwe is the only real god...get rid of your cultural symbols because jesus wouldn`t like them..a jew mind you.

What do you suppose the odds were that any Assyrians would listen? What the boys have done is confuse themselves..on the one hand they claim that you should always be loyal and never abandon your one true god...then they praise themselves for having abandoned their one true god..before the jew...and while it was wondeful they abandoned him..it would be terrible if they ever abandoned Jesus...now imagine there coming an army from Mars worshipping Mugwump..believing all the same nonsense the boys believe about Jesus..the whole nine yards...but with Martian touches...now imagine this fierce army is unbeatable and they tell you you`ve been mistaken in believing in Jesus all along and that you better change...you refuse and they kill you. They take your orphaned children to their spaces station and raise them worshipping MugWump...they raise several generations and tell them all their ancestors were thrilled to hear of MugWump and begged the Martians come give them lessons in Mugwump..that they were sick and tried of that old pagan Jesus..who was never really a god anyway...cause the priests of Mugwump said so...

Those generations of ex-Christians now loving the shit out of Mugwump would be inclined to believe Mugwump was pretty damn impresive and it must be OBVIOUS to all that he is far far superior to Jesus or..."would our parents have willingly switched over to him"? And of course ipsi pipsi, you "prove" that Jesus was indeed nothing special because look!...everyone just sort of spontaneously abandone him for Mugwump..doesn`t that PROOVE it?

This is why this calling Christians "Assyrians" is so dear to so many missionaries and even Rome..because it provides an example, though a lie..that even so old and glorious a culture and religion as the Assyrians had...jumped ship FREELY and WILLINGLY. To have Christians call themselves Assyrians..the descendants of that great People who today grovel on their knees GLADLY and feel so exalted and all...is SUCH a bright star on Christianity`s report cars...becasue since more modern history we KNOW what the fuckers did to people to FORCE them into Christianity..that`s why the church doesn`t brag about African Christians..or Native American Christians..or even Aztec and Inca and Mayan Christians...because we know damn well what the bastards did to those poot people to "bring them to Christ"..and of coursde even their descendants run around repeating this same crap..that they LOVED getting rid of their religion and holidays and sumbols and culture..of daming their ancestors to hell ex post facto and any of their people who refused and went down fighting.

The modern record of the Church is clear..it is one long uninterrupted diaster, except for when we were able to break its back and pull its fangs...so there should be little doubt what they did to people before there was any way to record and print the news of the massacres and enslavement.

The boys just loved being raped..I guess.

anyway...apparently there`s some alarm that we`re actually starting a worship Ashur movement...and that scares Christians...can you imagine? It`s like starting a lets REALLY respect Jesus movement..you know damn well that would scare the shit out of Christians too!

here`s the slippery slope...

"Sure there are. Read Ninos' posts or check out Farid Parhad's website. Bunch of Ashur-worshippers there."

heheheheheeh

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