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A little somethin somethin
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In front of a crowd of obviously dejected Democratic supporters, John Kerry reassured his base that the Iraq situation was "still pretty bad". Kerry instructed the crowd of angry, dirty foaming hippies not to give up.

"Because of George W. Bush, 10 million Iraqis still don't have health insurance. 1 million Iraqi seniors still have to pay for their own prescription drugs. 500,000 Iraqi college students can't even afford to go to a decent university", Kerry said.

"If George Bush wants us to believe a sovereign Iraq is better off today than it was under Saddam Hussein, he must think we Democrats are the most idiotic buffoons on the planet", said Kerry.


If This was a Fish, I'd Throw it Back
Sen. John Kerry took some time today to reach out to pro-life Republicans. "Friends, this isn't a baby. This is bait. Trust me. I'm Catholic and I'm a fisherman. I know the difference between babies and bait. Don't let something as insignificant as this hairless "nothing" stop you from casting a vote for yours truly. - And if you're concerned about what God might think, just remember, George W. Bush used to drink beer with Satan"

Mr. President, Bring Back this Wall!!
Sensing the timing was right, today, John Kerry outlined his plan to restore European goodwill toward America. The four main points of his plan include an application to join the European Union and to put the U.S. military under EU control - A presidential exchange program which will require all future U.S. Presidents to study under French leadership for six months prior to taking office - It also includes a provision to rebuild the Berlin Wall and to restore Eastern Europe to it's pre-Reagan era glory - And to arrest Nancy Reagan for her role in the illegal bombing of Moamar Khadafi's home in Lybia.

"As president, I will prove that America can deal with Nazism, Communism and Terrorism in a more peaceful way...the French way" said Kerry.


Normandy Invasion; Miserable Failure
After more than sixty years, John Kerry has called on Franklin Roosevelt to apologize for the failures of the Normandy invasion and for lying about the War in Europe. From the very beginning, President Roosevelt promised not to take America to War.

However, after he lied about going to war, the least he could have done was not lose any of our guys. John Kerry says, if he were president, he would have fought WW2 in a better way.

Because of Roosevelt's incompetence as commander in chief, we suffered more than 2,400 casualties on a single day! Only 2 of 29 amphibious Sherman tanks made it to the beach - And with the exception of one, no unit of the 116th landed where it was planned. The paratroopers were way off. The President lied about how easy it would be and now the French hate us.

John Kerry repeated his statement, "Not only would I have fought WW2 in a better way, I would have fought WW2 even better.



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