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FIRST ANNUAL INSIDEASSIRA CONVENTION

Posted by Beastmaster (Guest) - Friday, August 6 2004, 16:24:51 (CEST)
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The establishment would like to announce that they are going to the airport later today in an historic vehicle to welcome delegates for the First Annual All-Asyrian Convention to be held right here in sunny Mexico where there are enough donkeys roaming the streets to make us feel right at home.

Delegates will be arriving on airplanes ( I DID say airport) from Detroit and Chicago mostly..or rather, only. Delegates will stay at the psoh "Parhad Arms Motel" for the duration of their stay, where the sign over the door says, "An Embrace For Every Race". Convention activities will not be held at the motel. Delegates will be taken by foot to Carmelita`s Cat House and Spa where various activities are planned to coìncide with martyr celebrations round the world during this most halloweenie time of the year when we all meet to count how many more martyrs we helped make of ourselves.

There will be a "Martyr`s Dance and Social" to which several ladies who have martyred their virtues to the service of others will be present. A Martyred meal will be enjoyed after which the chef will get scalped by way of showing his respects. Dinner guests will martyr themselves to Pepe`s Enchillada Surprise and dishes from Rosie`s Hot Box Cocina will round out their martyrdom after which a flaming custard flan will remind them of glory days past. Tequila and other martyring fluids will be in abundance as delegates toast each and every martyr we`ve ever had...and should that not be enough will begin on Armenians and Greeks.

Lectures are planned for the duration but who cares.

Our lightheadedscrew of reporters will keep you all informed of events as we wake up.

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