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Fred Parhad loses more than his honor...

Posted by Paul Younan (Guest) - Wednesday, August 4 2004, 23:54:02 (CEST)
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...there was Fred Parhad walking home one day from his favourite butcher shop in Mosul when a Muslim appeared out of nowhere and said "Deny Ashur and become circumcized...or off with your head!"

Fred answers "But I changed my name to Farid, doesn't that count for anything?"

"I'm afraid that won't cut it, you kafir, but this sword sure will!", answered the Muslim, "Shall it be your foreskin, or your neck?"

Farid, looking down in his pants, replies "But good, tolerant, non-compulsive master, if you circumcize me, there won't be much left of anything. I can live without the the pork, but the wife's can't. C'MON, you're married right, between us boys - you understand? Heheh?"

Befuddled and twitching his moustache, Faruq issues his demand once more, this time pulling the sheath. "Did I mention you get 72 virgins when you die?", said Faruq, "What is 1 wife compared to 72? Now pull it our Kafir, and repeat after me...."

Arriving home two days later at a snail's pace, Farid knocks on the door. His wife, understandably upset, cried out "Drinking again, huh? Did you at least bring me back some of that little sausage I like so much?"

"You can say that", answered Fred.

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Paul Younan Loses His Job... parhad - Wednesday, August 4 2004, 22:48:20 (CEST)
- Fred Parhad loses more than his honor... Paul Younan - 08/04 23:54
  - took you long enough parhad - 08/04 23:59
  - Re: Fred Parhad loses more than his honor... parhad - 08/05 00:00

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