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In which fluid moralists save Paul`s ass.

Posted by Parhad (Guest) - Sunday, September 19 2004, 0:31:30 (CEST)
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It`s a good thing for Paul and his easterners that Western Christianiyy has a firm foundation in liquid morals. Had they remained rigid..as they fought hard to...Christianity would never have gone liquid enough to accomodate Protestants..but would have stayed the course, HARD and TRUE to their original principles which saw them kill millions of Christians who developed, Fluid Morals Syndrome" or FMS.

Protestants were initially grateful for being allowed to fluidize their morals..until they got some guns in their hands after which THEY went hunting Catholics whom they felt weren`t fluid enough..or worthy of being killed because THEY displayed FMS by allowing any Protestant to survive intact....

After both sides had enough of killing each other for their TWO sets of ROCK SOLID Morals, or RSMs...they hunted up other people to kill because THEY were too stubbronly RSM and wouldn`t develop FMS and join up with THEIR RSM. This all resulted in TONS of RIP.

Then the inevitable happened..once Christianity`s morals turned liqued enough to allowe Protestants to live...Protestants went to dividing into a dizzying array of sub-sects and so the Protestants watched their own RSM wash away in a puddles of FMS. It would seem that without a good deal of fluidity there couldn`t have been the three million Christian sects today each with its RSMs...made possible by a LOT of FMS...after wholsale RIP.

Had the Church of the country Peans are hiding in now been at all RSM itself...there never would have been those fluid and spineless Founding Father`s who deicded to make the Constituion wet with fluids..allowing everybody to pray to whomever they wanted to..or not pray... and have whatever morals they chose..so long as they obeyed the law of a VERY FMS nation.

Had that not happened..had there not been a lot of fluidity to morals...Paul`s brand of religion would have been killed long ago...due to people with a LOT of RSM...whereas he`s allowed to come to America, the fluid morals capital of the world...where he`s protected by the Liberals who decided any old religion would do..just keep your fly zipped...thank god for Peans everywhere that SOMEBODY has some fuild in them so the RSMs can go anywhere they please and tell us all about how evil it is to NOT BE RSMs, even though real RSMs would have killed all the Peans there are.

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