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Posted by parhad (Guest) - Monday, August 23 2004, 23:29:02 (CEST)
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...the files of juveniles are sealed but through a contact at Halliburton insideassyria.com has obtained copies of delinquent referals made against a young Pauly Younan...a commentor comments while an observor observes..well, that's what they do...

...when arrested at ten for auto theft with intent to drive to church where he would "show thanks unto the Lord" (that's what the document says)...Paul was able to avoid detention by explaining to the presiding judge..."your honor...Ashurbanipal stole a chariot once". He was let go back to the custody of his parents who just came from church themselves.

...a year later we find Pauly back at the juvenile court with a charge of shoplifting for taking cash to place in the poor box at church...this being his second charge young Pauly made an impassioned speech about how Tiglath-Pilerssar stole the Hebrews...also to put in a poor box... a little side bar of history no one at the court had heard of before...for his spirited defense and useful knowledge of history, Younan was sent home to his parents...who were told to seek some counselling for the boy and watch his reading habits more closely.

..the last entry shows Pauly up on a "Peeping Tom" and two morals charges for doing the dirty with Vantessah Williams and Chonrgrelah Booroomburi...things were rather grim as none of the parents there in court were in any mood for another history lesson and sure enough, no sooner had Pauly brought up the Whore of Babylon than the judge broke in..."listen son...I've had about all of this I'm going to stand...now you get your fanny to detention for three months and quit dragging old dead people into this courtroom and calling that your defense...there IS no defense for you".

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