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Posted by parhad (Guest) - Wednesday, August 4 2004, 23:59:41 (CEST)
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...this is gonna be bad..

Paul Younan wrote:
>...there was Fred Parhad walking home one day from his favourite butcher shop in Mosul when a Muslim appeared out of nowhere and said "Deny Ashur and become circumcized...or off with your head!"
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>Fred answers "But I changed my name to Farid, doesn't that count for anything?"
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>"I'm afraid that won't cut it, you kafir, but this sword sure will!", answered the Muslim, "Shall it be your foreskin, or your neck?"
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>Farid, looking down in his pants, replies "But good, tolerant, non-compulsive master, if you circumcize me, there won't be much left of anything. I can live without the the pork, but the wife's can't. C'MON, you're married right, between us boys - you understand? Heheh?"
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>Befuddled and twitching his moustache, Faruq issues his demand once more, this time pulling the sheath. "Did I mention you get 72 virgins when you die?", said Faruq, "What is 1 wife compared to 72? Now pull it our Kafir, and repeat after me...."
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>Arriving home two days later at a snail's pace, Farid knocks on the door. His wife, understandably upset, cried out "Drinking again, huh? Did you at least bring me back some of that little sausage I like so much?"
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>"You can say that", answered Fred.

...not bad. Who says you can`t teach dogs? I would like to add however that your tit for tat is imaginary...you already said what you would do when confronted by such a situation...I took my lead from you...you had to make the entire thing up...but still...nice one.

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Paul Younan Loses His Job... parhad - Wednesday, August 4 2004, 22:48:20 (CEST)
- Fred Parhad loses more than his honor... Paul Younan - 08/04 23:54
  - took you long enough parhad - 08/04 23:59
  - Re: Fred Parhad loses more than his honor... parhad - 08/05 00:00

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