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Posted by parhad (Guest) - Saturday, December 25 2004, 4:57:00 (CET)
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...Titty TNT.

Just to underscore this terrorist silliness comes word that several women have complained about being "groped" by security personnel at airports...specifically as a result of being patted down between their tits. So many complaints have been made that the powers that be have decided airline safety isn't worth outraging womanhood, so no more feeling around that gorgeous ground for dynamite.

No one thought to check shoes till that one guy tried to light his shoe on fire and now we all have to take our suspicious shoes off. But, oh well, it's a small price to pay for airline security. But now, thanks to bashful womanhood and outraged malehood, terrorists all over the world know where to stick their bomb next time...between terror tits.

So what happened to our safety? Shouldn't it be obvious by now that NO ONE is going to put a bomb where every security person is LOOKING for one? Are we crazy? Or do we not really believe our own bullshit?

Come to think of it, what about a stick of dynamite cleverly taped to your cock? How about a hand grenade down there by where your balls would go? Why NOT nitro in your bra?

In fact, shouldn't we be jamming an official finger up every woman's twat and each man's asshole? Has anyone at MIT computed how much TNT can be stored in each human orifice? Wouldn't women be pleased to know they flew in absolute safety from cunt missles...wouldn't they WISH they'd ripped off their own bras and panties too if it came down to a choice between a moment's discomfort and the yawning pit?

Why should we now allow...after proclaiming it to the terrorist world, that we're designating a safe haven to hide explosives in between a woman's mammaries? I mean who dresses to LOOK suspicious when toting a bomb on their person onto an airplane? And if you're a female terrorist where do you suppose you'd hide that bomb now...in your Manolo Blahniks or your Victoria's Secret place?

I'm due to fly soon and I can tell you I'm going to keep an especial eye out. Just checking, Ma'am.

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