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Coach Paul and Team Yawheh
Posted by Tiglath (Guest) - Friday, October 29 2004, 13:18:57 (CEST)
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Paul : Guys we're getting killed out there. When we went into their forum and took the offense we were blocked at every turn. And when they came onto our forum they massacred us.

Dean : It's that Farid....he moves so fast no-one can keep up with him. How can anyone his age have that type of stamina?

Paul : Dean you promised me you were a scholar that's the main reason why I drafted you into this team.

Dean : I am and I've honestly read the Peshitta 132 times.......and each time I read it I learn something else obscure but new. But never in my wildest dreams did I expect they'd use Moffett, a member of our own team, against us and prove that the Church of the East actually did commit acts of violence and distrupted the Persian Empire. Then they followed it up with the fact that the Church of the East wanted to control one of the most barbaric Empires and armies in history, the Mongols! Who'd have figured that one?

Paul: Forget the Church of the East for now focus on this Pishetta primacy. C'mon team they're making us look as though our entire Peshitta has borrowed from the ancient Mesopotamian literature. We all know that can't be true as the word of Yawheh is true.........why it says so right in the Peshitta itself.

Keith: But where are they coming up with this Ishtar and Tammuz cyclical story of the seasons? I mean I never saw it in my Peshitta concordances. Do you realise that unless we discredit this theory our entire religion will be shaken to its core.

Paul: Keith you've spent the last 5 days at the library....what game plan do you have for us.

Keith: Well we can go back to that Jesus can't be a bastard routine as we are technically correct. But they may counter with the then who had sexual intercourse with the virgin Mary line of questioning for which we have no defense. I frankly think we need to beef up the team. Where are the other scholars that you promised you'd draft into this team Paul?

Paul: It's no use they've refused to come out of the club house and claim that they're playing to rough again. Guys I know this is hard but we need to get out there and pretend that we haven't run away from them. Just get out there and give each other High fives even when they score on us. It may fool the crowd into thinking that we're actually holding our own against them.
Now let's get out there and get 'em team!
As for you Dubya besides being our goofy mascot you're also psyching 'em out. Just keep doing exactly what you've been doing and oppose them at every turn. When they say white you say black....when they say yes.......you say no. Is that all clear?

Dubya: No it's very obscure.

Paul: Man you are so annoying.

Dubya: Girly girl I am so appealing.

Paul: You know you're one Assyrian triangle short of an Assyrian billiard table.



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