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=> Happy Easter, Esther!!!
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Aldo
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- Sunday, March 27 2005, 17:55:14 (CEST) from 67.163.42.165 - c-67-163-42-165.client.comcast.net  Network -  Windows XP -  Internet ExplorerWebsite: Website title: |
I just wanted to wish all you Heathens a Happy Easter!!! Yes, whether yous guys like it or not. Here’s a little visual with love: EXT. MEXICO – EASTER SUNDAY – DAY All the Heathens are gathered around a little Mexican home. The head honcho is PANCHO, an older man with worn out hands of a Construction worker that moonlights as an Artist. Pancho is holding a Corona in his left hand as his right hand gently strokes the rim of his faded Sombrero. ALDO, a handsome filmmaker hides in the bushes (are there bushes in Mexico?) adjusting his camera on stills. He presses record and jumps into the crowd. ALDO – Happy Easter!!! CROWD OF HEATHENS – Fuck You!!! ALDO – C’mon Guys, Happy Easter. The crowd is about to lynch the poor, but very handsome Aldo, when a loud Heathen call from Pancho stops them. Scene Orchestrated by a Spaghetti Western whistle mixed in with Dawoola O’ Zoorna. Pancho slowly walks over to the extremely handsome Aldo and stops two feet in front of him. ALDO – Happy Easter? Pancho takes a huge gulp of Corona Juice and spits it out onto Aldo’s feet. PANCHO – Fuck you and Esther, that bitch!!! Aldo adjusts Pancho’s Sombrero back to reveal his un-Mexican face. ALDO – C’mon, Happy Easter. Aldo kisses Pancho on the left check. Pancho pulls back and stares a dagger or two at the gorgeous Aldo. Aldo is now smiling like a refugee out of a third world country in a supermarket. PANCHO – Queer. The crowd of Heathens agree and start their Heathen chant of “QUEER, QUEER, QUEEEEER”. ALDO – No, no, no, Pancha. I Aldo from cheee-caaa-gooo. Happy Easter! Aldo, still pretty as hell, leans in and kisses the right cheek. Pancho squints his eyes and gives Aldo a “Robert Deniero” tilt of the head. Pancho sucks in a Demonic breath and with fire blowing out of his arse his body begins to slither like a snake. The crowd of Heathens take this as a call to ATACK!!! Within a matter of seconds Aldo is covered in Heathen Fists a’ flying. Minutes later a broken Aldo drags his body from under the crowd of flying fists and kicks. Leaving behind a streak of blood he moves towards his camera with the crowd swinging away behind him. He reaches his beloved camera, and believe it or not the guy still looks good. His shaky hand reaches for the camera and turns it off. FLASH- TWO MONTHS LATER Variety Article reads: At number one for the forth consecutive week is “Heathens, Corona, and how Happy Aldo spent his Easter Sunday with Esther”. --------------------- |
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