The Inside Assyria Discussion Forum

=> Jeb Bush to Marry Terry Schiavo

Posted by pancho (Guest) - Thursday, March 24 2005, 14:16:16 (CET)
from 201.137.225.104 - dsl-201-137-225-104.prod-infinitum.com.mx

Mexico -

Windows XP -

Internet Explorer
Website:
Website title:

...in a surprise move Governor Bush and his wife announced they`ll be divorcing soon...very soon. Bush explained that on a recent visit to Terry Schiavo, his newly adopted "daughter", "She looked at me and smiled and while I was captivated by that, think of my surprise and emotions when she drooled".

Saying Love knows no bounds, the Governor announced his plans to be united with Terry in holy wedlock, "just as soon as I can". Sciavo`s parents said their daughter had often expressed the desrie to remarry and have children..."we see it as an answer to our prayers,", a tearful mother told reporters.

Bush also declared his intention to father a child by Schiavo, though doctors aren`t sure how he`ll manage that. "This isn`t like inserting a feeding tube", Dr Crumbwitz said, "you actually have to get in there and do the deed".

This latest move by the Christian Right is thought to have the best chance of keeping Schiavo alive..."if one husband wants her dead...why can`t a new one keep her alive"?...said Bush. "Besides we`re going to have children...and I don`t believe in abortion and neither does Terry".

---------------------

- BACK TO INDEX - REPLY - QUOTE - EDIT - DELETE -

The full topic:
No replies.

Content-length: 1424
Content-type: application/x-www-form-urlencoded
Accept: image/gif, image/x-xbitmap, image/jpeg, image/pjpeg, application/vnd.ms-excel, application/vnd.ms-powerpoint, applicatio...
Accept-encoding: gzip, deflate
Accept-language: en-us
Cache-control: no-cache
Connection: Keep-Alive
Cookie: *hidded*
Host: www.insideassyria.com
Referer: http://www.insideassyria.com/rkvsf3/rkvsf_core.php?.5Dfi.
User-agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1)