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Posted by pancho (Guest) - Friday, May 20 2005, 15:12:20 (CEST)
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We, at "Inside Assyria.com", are pleased to announce a new scholarship being made available to qualified Chaldo-Asshos. This one requires some real work however, no essays about "Why I Am Great" will do. You´ll notice the new toon at the top of the page.

Those wishing to qualify for the scholarship must provide the text for what the one prick is whispering to the other...OR, what the head prick is saying..or both...or what the cute fellow off to one side is saying..or anything you want.

In the coming days there are going to be any number of meetings held around the world to set up a government in exile, steering committee or whatever...to see about doing something about something or other having to do with "Assyrians".

This toon shows you the typical meeting. Some of you might recall that last year several "Diclarations" were issued until Tiglath pointed out to the then Volcano that the least they should do is learn to spell when taking over Assyria.

However, as no amount of grammar will change the fact that they ARE all dickheads...the toon stays the same.

A "dickhead", according tio Merriam Webster´s Aunt, is anyone who thinks with the LEAST likely part of him..or her, I think.

Some have objected to the fact that all these pricks are circumcised...but according to Paul Younan, we all may just be Jews after all...so if the foreskin fits...besides, it´s just as likely they all slicked their hair back for the special occasion...and remember, your caption MUST deal with things "Assyrian" AND be in the national interest.

Send in your suggestion and the winner will have his or her..or its, entry placed up there instead of mine...which I can take.

All entries must be signed "anonymous", so we know who to make the check out to.

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