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...welcome to another episode..."As The Grair Tries"...today's episode finds grair after he's composed some funny lines...let's look in:

Cheese and crackers also

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Beth Suryoyo Assyrian (Othuroyo) Forum

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Written by jacob grair on 15 Jul 2005 22:56:42:

Last night I took my new fiance out to an Italian dinner with a glass of wine.

...You took your own glasses? I'll bet your old fiance was relieved.

(syra)We had a wonderful time thinking about our future and just enjoying eachothers company.

...is this your last fiance before the wedding?

I didnt want to eat any cheese and crackers because I knew when I got on the computer today there would be a cheesy cracked up washed artist wondering around like a termite on these websites.

...Lord...what wit.

Sure enough I was correct as usual.

...How come you were wrong about your first fiance?

BY the way, if anyone wants me to pick them out any lottery numbers I can provide you all with my pay pal account so I can give ya some winning numbers.

...do they start with zero?

Ive been predicting some things that have come true so far like one in particular. Like the responses from the washed up artist. Youre gonna need a little more better bait than using my last name to get me to come over there. I have no interest.

...I have no desire to see you go anywhere...you dweebs still flatter yourselves that I want to talk to you...I don't. I just wanted to make the point that you are afraid to. I can't blame you.

Infact he keeps asking me us whoever to come over and debate or "talk", why? Ive given you my phone number if you want to talk call me 818 822 7818.

...why? The internet is here now...if I could dial into beth...I'd have you out of there in a day.

If you want to talk to get things of of you concave chest call me or get on a notebook pc and mosey on back. I have no interest in an athiest nationalist(dont lie you are a nationalist).

...I told you...there is nothing to be gained by talking to you...your value lies in the fact that YOU are afraid of an open exchange in public...what in heaven's name would I talk to you in private about? The point is to show you people up for the cowards you are...your name, whatever it is, means even less...you are generic.

...as an Assyrian, I'm not afraid to go anywhere...but I want people to SEE and hear...there's no point in talking with you in private...silly boy.

What is your beef man? I still dont know.

...I have none with you...my point is to dismantle you...with your help where possible...I hadn't counted on your fiance though..or you bringing the whine.

Is it God?

...who?

Well if thats what it is my debate starts and ends with this.

...kind of an abrupt ending don't you think?

God is the creator of everything past present and future. God created your big bang theory and what ever little theory you want to try and prove.

...I'm very happy that your bangs are big...what does that have to do with me?

he has control over you me and everyone you interact with.

..not over me. Let him control you all he wants.

Youre steaming right now arent you.

...sure...furious.

Your mind is going crazy Isnt it?

..yeah, I don't know where to turn.

Good. Focker you dont bother and you never will,

..of course I bother you. And nothing bothers you more than knowing everyone else knows I bother you...and that for all of your cool bullshit...the ultimate truth is that you are afraid...you know you can only maintain yourself in the hothouse Hanna has created for you..out on "da street"...you'd get run over. call me.

the equivalence of your atheism is the esame equivalance to road kill that people drive by on the freeway, you just look at it and say haram. What do you want? Your basis I dont see.

...what atheism? Ashur is my god...but he doesn't enjoy people fawning on him and using him for an excuse..or a battering ram..he expcts those who are inspired by him to go OUT into the world fearlessly...buy your whine at the restaurant next time.

Did you hear about this guy who wanted to play baseball so bad he wanted to play for the new Washington Nationals baseball team. In his mind hitting the baseball past the infield and being a batbaoy was good enough. Thank God the owners were a little smarter than he was and gave the ax.(took away his computer privalges).

..no, never heard of him.

This nationalist knew that he was good for something. So he decided to be the spokeperson for the Hebrew National Hot Dog he had to get this job and he knew. So he went to corporate for Hebrew National and showed what hes got. Very inventive it was. A new style of eating hot dogs. NO gag style. He was very good at it. A soon as corporate saw this they were impressed and signed him to a No gag hebrew national hot dog deal. He not gettin paid yet, but he doin what he loves. The ads will be out soon. Good Luck.

...if I were you I'd either get married real fast or start looking for another fiance...

Ever see the movie rounders. Do you remember the part of the movie when Matt Damon was kickin the russians booty, his name was KGB. Anyways do you remember the part when Teddy KGB was gettin frustrated because Matt Damons character kept on check raising. Do you remember how crazy Teddy KGB was getting. Kind of reminds me of someone. I also remember how Matt Damon told Teddy. "I can keep bustin on you" all day all night.

..no I didn't see that.

...What we all see however is someone "talkin dat talk, dude"...but doing it from the safety of Hanna's skirt....come out where we can all see if you're as hard as you blow.

P.S. Sorry it took me so long respond. I have a life.

...you could have fooled me...I think it took your life to come up with this sorry performance. I can see, though, that you will serve no whine before it's time.

jake grair

ps. Give my regards to the other grair.

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