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Re: London Terrorists identified....
Posted by Maggie (Guest) anngeorgegallery@earthlink.net - Wednesday, July 13 2005, 20:24:41 (CEST)
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Heres' what the mighty USA is doing, Ado. It was just too good not to post.

"WASHINGTON - Proclaiming the Homeland Security Department "open to change," Secretary Michael Chertoff on Wednesday announced plans to centralize his agency's terror analysis, put a higher priority on bioterrorism and step up detection systems in mass transit."

This is the only thing they can think of doing. Is there no end to these people's brilliant ideas? The gift that keeps on giving.

"In welcome news to Washington-area commuters, the department also will lift a rule that forbade passengers from leaving their seats for 30 minutes before flying into or out of Reagan National Airport, Chertoff said in revealing the details of a sweeping overhaul of the 2-year-old agency founded in the wake of the Sept. 11, 2001 terror attacks."

The thirty minute delay will ensure the passengers and the airline they will not be blown up. The Reagan National Airport? Where ketchup is a vegetable and no one can recall anything.

"Chertoff ordered the review in March shortly after he took office. The overhaul aims to spur the sluggish bureacracy beset by turf wars and growing pains, and to ensure deparment resources are put into the nation's most vulnerable areas."

I honestly think the sluggish beauracracy can be boosted by the sluggish economy, and the "turf wars" need a new act. Maybe we can revive West Side Story and bring it back to Washington, instead of playing endlessly on Broadway. The "groin pains" are due to Legionaires disease.

"Over time, as intelligence warrants and progress allows, DHS will be open to change. We will be straight forward. If something goes wrong, we will not only acknowledge it, we will be the first to fix the error," Chertoff told a packed ballroom of lawmakers, department employees and other officials."

They wouldn't be able to fix the widgets this government pays $2,000.00 each.



"Chertoff, who opened his speech offering condolences to the British people after the London bombings. He did not give any specifics about his plan to put explosives, bioterror, chemical or radioactive material detection systems in the nation's rail, subway and bus systems."

He will be able to give specifics as soon as he is able to read the Homeland Security Manual.

"He also renewed his pitch to retool terror-watch lists used to screen passengers on airline flights to eliminate what he called "an unacceptably high number of false positives."

False positives? He just cancelled himself out.

"He said he and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice will soon announce plans to ease visa hassles for foreigners entering the country to visit, work and study."

No wonder she didn't even read the report prior to Bin Ladens' 911 attack. She had plans to ease visa hassles to make it possible for any terrorist entering the country if they are related to Bin Laden and his connection to George's oil empire.

"Chertoff also pledged better oversight of private contracting practices in the department. But most of his recommendations Wednesday focused on a shaking up of Homeland Security's chain of command."

Yes Mr. Chertoff, do practice private contracting and shake the good old boy's chains around your neck.

"Chief among them was creation of an intelligence director to centralize the analysis of information gathered by 11 Homeland Security bureaus. The director, who has not yet been appointed, will be asked to improve Homeland Security's standing within the intelligence community, where it is perceived as a junior partner and often left out of the loop."

They wouldn't recognize intelligence if their life depended on it.

"Homeland Security was initially designed to be the government's chief center for analyzing terrorist threats, but an interagency office led by a CIA officer has assumed that role. Homeland Security merged 22 agencies when it opened its doors in March 2003 — the largest U.S. government reorganization in 50 years."

No, homeland security was initially designed to camouflage George's terrorist network.

"A chief medical officer also will be named to oversee bioterror policy and coordinate responses to biological attacks by the Centers for Disease Control, which stockpiles vaccines and antidotes, and state and local officials. Poor information flow between federal agencies during the Washington-area's false anthrax scare this year contributed to the decision to create this post, officials said."

Yes, that doctor will be no other that Austin Powers in his role as Dr. Evil.

"A new policy undersecretary will oversee international affairs"

This will help daddy George with his international affairs with children.



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