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ah...satire.

Posted by pancho (Guest) - Monday, June 6 2005, 15:45:13 (CEST)
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...all I can say is that the responses at beth show me how right on target we are. They ALL read here...and they see themselves and the kids is MAD!

Look at it this way..there is a small hut..it`s doors and windows are locked...no one gets in unless he or she knows the secret password...inside it`s hot and steaming...the gang sits on the floor and spins yarns..this one is turyoyo, the other one is suryoyo, this one is this kind of Christians..the other is another kind....and there they sit passing around secret handshakes and encoded messages to each other...outside there is a sign on the front door..."ASSYRIA"...

Outside also, we stand. We can`t get in, they won`t come out. It`s sunny outside, the air is clean and sweet...the trade winds blow...the clouds are soft...we dance...we laugh...we weep...we shout...we make love. Inside, they feed each other musty ideas which make most of them constipated...and since they can`t come outside, because we`re there...they crap hard nuggets of wisdom inside and so they get even more national and also holy...for Christianity thrives on shit...I mean as material.

Every once in a while one of them comes to the grimy front window..for no matter how much they clean the inside glass, they are always amazed to find out they STILL can`t see...and waves a fist of defiance at us saying they would if they could but they`re not going to bother.

Mind you, they all LOOK out at us...but they dasn`t come out and chat. The few times they tried it scared them so they slammed the door shut and nailed it..from the INSIDE...so now they can`t get out if they wanted to. Not to worry..should it ever catch on fire from the heat they generate we`d be jolly on the spot to piss the fire out..our own National Stream.

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