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Posted by pancho (Guest) - Thursday, March 10 2005, 22:57:38 (CET)
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...now that we´ve agreed that Christianity didn`t invent sliced bread or kindness, but that all cultures everywhere and at all times promoted law and order...family obligation...love and responsibility...we have to ask what it is exactly that makes Christianity what it is.

But...leave us digress...why do Christians hate Jews? You`d think they`d thank the people who gave them their Messiah. You´d also think they`d be grateful to the Jews for "putting him to death"..though they didn`t of course..that part was played by the Romans who would go on to make a fortune with his corpse..but let that go.

Christians themselves wax teary eyed when they tell you how magnificent it was that Jesus offered himself up for sacrifice...course they won`t mention that he knew it was a charade..that he was a god and would bounce right back up again and go to heaven..but let that go as well...so how could Jesus have made his sacrifice if SOMEONE hadn`t killed him? How could all these blasted Christians get into heaven to begin with if Jesus wasn`t murdered? And why blame poor Judas...talk about being ungrateful..the guy did his part to make sure every frigin Christian got to heaven and they blame HIM!!!

Without Judas or the Jews...Jesus would have had to commit suicide..or jump in front of a train..and they didn`t have trains back then.

And now..just to play along with these people..let`s imagine for some strange reason the Romans just couldn`t bring themselves to actually nail him to the cross...a sudden crisis of conscience..and they wouldn`t let the Jews do it either..and there the world stood...all those yammering Christians eager to get into heaven and out of this vale of tears...and also scared to death of the hell and Devil they regaled their children with...and NO ONE was willing to nail that sucker to a tree!!!

Now let`s imagine that by some miracle..and you can`t laugh at those...this Wonderer or any other devout fool, was transplanted back to Golgotha at the precise moment SOMEBODY had to kill Jesus...and the hammer and nails were put into his hands...what would he do?

You can suppose his "Christian kindness" would impel him to throw away the instruments of torture and death and set Jesus free..at any cost. You might also think he`d offer himself in place of Jesus..but hold on...without Jesus first getting killed, our sanctimonious hero wouldn`t find a heaven and an afterlife waiting for him...there`d be no symbolic flesh to eat and all of that.

No..if our boy is a Christian he CAN`T go first..he HAS to see Jesus killed and if no one else will do it, HE will. I posed this question to Andy who is a priest by now..or a lot wiser and he had the good grace to admit that he`d like to THINK he`d opt for letting Jesus live...but he couldn`t be sure...because there would go all of Heaven and immortality and the whole shtick...how do you like that..when push comes to shove, in this crazy religion..the dear lovers of Jesus would be the FIRST ones to insist on his murder...which is exactly what happened and also what they play out each time they eat the holy wafer and drink blood..they`re re-affirming their part in that crime.

What other religion today asks its folowers to ritually sign their name on that death warrant...? Is this any way to treat your god?

note: I said it was no use trying to make sense to a Chrisatian..that they don`t know that artile...so let them not try to pretend they are talking sense to us...but if any Christian out there would like to give it a try..go ahead. We axed Paul Younan and his munckins...and we can axe you.

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having fun with sense pancho - Thursday, March 10 2005, 22:57:38 (CET)
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