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Posted by pancho (Guest) - Tuesday, May 17 2005, 23:04:33 (CEST)
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...hard to believe but right here in Mexico there is a cell of Kurds, Turks and Arabs gathered for the purpose of plotting strategy to defeat their arch enemies, the "Assyrians". Terrified of the combined might of Aprim, Dadeesho, Jassim, Jones and the other warriors...and seeing their majority in Iraq and everywhere else in the MidEast in danger of being swallowed whole by the democratic forces of fair play for minorities...first developed by the United States...these agents have been sent here...close to the US border to see what can be done before it`s too late.

As luck would have it I stumbled into a meeting of their`s at Rosalita`s Comfort Ranch and Spa...being who they are I couldn`t help but overhear their rather sloppy conversation...the gist of which was..."how can we defend ourselves against these sons of Ashurbanipal, the Christian"? You could tell they were worried as they shakily downed forbidden jungle juice...their eyes wide with fright at the imposible task their masters had given them...ie, how to stop the growing tide of "Assyrian" nationalism that was threatening to overcome everything in its path... and the rest of it...

Several lines of attack were discussed...but I knew what would work...and I told them so when they took a break to go smoke outside...when they came back I said, "excuse me, terrible sirs...but if you would defeat the combined might of "Assyria", just be rude to them".

They burst out laughing and one of them made to martyr me with a beer bottle when Mustapha, who was drinking blood from a gallon jug, with a straw, said..."wait a minute...you mean all we have to do is be RUDE"? Well...says I, you could try being impolite too..and if all else fails and they`re still menacing you...call them idiots...and they`ll go home".

They let me go...said I was too crazy to kill. But I think I have the answer to their problems...just don`t make nice with all these heroes and ferocious warriors and they`ll leave you alone...

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