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A letter from Obama to his daughters

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This is a letter from Obama to his two daughters and I found it not only strange but interesting.

Obama wrote a letter to his daughters that looks like a Publicity Stunt, following is a satiracal translation of that letter

From LibertyForest
Originally Posted by yongrel View Post
Dear Sasha and Malia,

Thank you for being a valuable component of my Public Relations strategy. It means a lot to me that I can count on you to bring me an extra couple of percentage points in the approval polls. That the two of you have such winning smiles is immeasurably important to me. It only further validates my decision to keep the two of you, instead of exposing you in the woods like we did with your older, uglier sister. It is an indication of how much I appreciate your contributions to this administration when I say that I am glad I did not have you imitate Romulus and Remus. It would have been a grave loss, both for this country and my campaign.

On this note of supreme gratitude that I must ask a favour from the two of you. Naturally, the office of the president comes with a certain prestige and expectation of conduct. For my first term to be a success will require a dedication and sense of duty from all involved, including both of you. Like Hillary Clinton’s job is to smile menacingly at foreign leaders, and Rahm Emmanuel’s responsibility to threaten my opponents on Capitol Hill with bizarre acts of physical intimidation, the two of you are charged with an extremely important task. Though seemingly small and straightforward, I cannot overstate the significance of your role. Simply put, you must be cute.

Thus far, you two have performed splendidly in this capacity. All I ask from you these next few years is to maintain this course, improving whenever possible. It would please me enormously to see the two of you become the media darlings I know you are capable of being. The two of you have great potential to assume the greatest role of your lifetimes: America’s Sweethearts.

With charming giggles and adorable smiles, you are charged with capturing the hearts and minds of a country. On the strength of your dynamic duo, I will maintain my sparkling veneer, which is to everyone’s benefit. With your help, I can be a more effective president.

After all, a popular president is one who wields power in Congress. If the two of you continue your sparkling success, surely I will be able to execute on my promised expansions of government care and support of the people. Like Johnson and his landslide, I will have the political capital necessary to reshape society as I see fit.

If you follow this train of thought then, I believe it leads one to the inescapable conclusion that the two of you, so small yet so powerful, have the power to change America.

So girls, will you help me? Will you make America a better place?

Love,
The Man Who Comes To Dinner Occasionally, Your Father

PS: If you don’t answer this letter with a jubilant and adorable “Yes We Can!,” I’ll give your puppy to Eric Holder. You don’t want that, do you? I didn’t think so.

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