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=> A little sense of humor

Posted by AssyrianMuslim (Guest) - Sunday, May 18 2008, 21:23:24 (CEST)
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A man is awaiting his judgement from God, and he is saying to himself "oh boy I hope the judge is in a good mood today". The angels escort him in and God asks "what good have you done in your life?" the man answers "one day I was passing by and I seen a poor man so I dropped him 2 quarters because I felt bad for him". God asks "what else have you got?" the man answers "another time I remember giving another quarter to a poor man who was playing music for food". God asks him "anything else?" and the man says "I once gave a glass of water to quench his thirst and that is all I remember doing". God says to the angels "Give this son of bitch a bottled water and his lousy 75 cents back and throw him to hell".

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