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A not so funny joke in English, but hilarious in Persian

Posted by Marcello (Guest) - Thursday, August 18 2011, 6:16:31 (UTC)
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A former Iranian Muslim asked me if I know why Muslims prostrate five times a day during prayer, I said know, why?

He said long ago, God went to Moses and said, Moses, I want to make a deal with you. If you let me sodomize you with my big-God-cock, your people will suffer for millenia, from slavery, to persecution, and the ulitimate of all suffering: genocide in the millions. But, after all of the suffering they'll endure, they will be one of the wealthiest, powerful people for another millenia or more. Go talk to people and come back to me with an answer. So, Moses goes to the Jews and explains God's deal, after a long discussion, they decide that it'll be best for them to come out on top in the end. So, Moses gives God his answer, and the Lord mercilessly sodomizes with what seems like an eternal ass-fucking.

Next, God approaches the feminine, pretty boy, Jesus. He tells him, I will make you a deal: If you let me sodomize you, you will be my son, which means that you will be God. Go talk to your people and come back with an answer. Jesus, wanting so badly to be god,.. doesn't say a word to anyone and takes is up the ass, which makes a bit of sense when he yells "why have you forsaken me!!!"

Next is Muhammad, tough guy, desert warrior, before God even finishes speaking, Muhammad get's up and leaves, feeling humiliated. That night, he tells the tale to his tribe, and they all praise him for his masculinity.

Now, Muslims, all over the world prostrate five times a day during prayer, asking god, our Prophet made a mistake... here's our ass for you, five times, daily, will you please sodomize us and give us the same deal you gave the Christians and Jews.

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