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=> I'm starting my own religion

Posted by Rashad (Guest) - Friday, July 15 2011, 8:02:19 (UTC)
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I am gonna call it "Rashadism" and anyone is free to join. Marcelo, you can be my "witness" when I get my "revelations". The overall purpose is gonna be money of course since god always needs money. I will have just an ATM machine behind me and shout "helleluya" to the crowd. Promise them heaven and tell them to pay up. If they act fishy, I am gonna tell them I just got off the phone with the lord and he is pissed because they're not paying up as they suppose to. God needs money and I am here to collect. I will rent out one of them burned down gyms for "prayer" service which will be nothing more than collecting god's money. They can even keep their old religions as long as it doesn't prevent them from serving me and god and oh yeah Marcelo too.

I wonder if we get tax free status too and maybe own TV show like Pat Robertson.

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bid for new religion in Austria pancho - Friday, July 15 2011, 3:18:35 (UTC)
- Re: bid for new religion in Austria Marcello - 07/15 05:30
  - Re: bid for new religion in Austria pancho - 07/15 07:11
    - manufactured outrage.... pancho - 07/15 07:32
      - I'm starting my own religion Rashad - 07/15 08:02
        Re: I'm starting my own religion Marcello - 07/15 15:13

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