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Little Jumblat and Little Pancho in Sunday School
Posted by pancho (Guest) - Thursday, February 21 2008, 20:17:39 (CET)
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In a village in the hills of Iraq these two little boys along with other children their age attend the first session of Qasha Rukhtapoulitous’ Sunday School held after services at the Syrian and/or Assyrian Church of the East and/or West.

The good father begins, “Hello children, are you ready to learn about Jesus”?

Children all together: “YES QASHA PRITOS”

Qasha: Good. Now, let’s begin; Jesus was the son of god.

Children: YES QASHA PRITOS

Little Pancho: “Who says?

Qasha: He and his mother were virgins all their lives.

Children; YES QASHA PRITOS

Little Pancho: What’s a virgin?

Qasha; His mother was about to be married but a dove got to her first.

Children: YES QASHA PRITOS.

Little Pancho: That’s silly. Who said so?

Qasha: God was angry at people so he made them all sinners and then he punished them…even babies.

Children: YES QASHA PRITOS.

Little Pancho: I didn’t do nothing!

Qasha: So he sent his son to live among us so we could kill him and be better people.

Children: YES QASHA PRITOS.

Little Pancho: That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard…are you sure you got the story right?

Qasha; So he was killed for us and then came back to life and flew to heaven.

Children: YES QASHA PRITOS.

Little Pancho: I’m outta here.

Of course Little Jumblat remained and attended every service faithfully. When they ran across each other years later and Pancho asked if he’d believed everything he’d been told, he answered….

YES QASHA PRITOS.

Needless to say they haven’t had much to talk about.



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