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Re: I had a friend who indignantly...
Posted by pancho (Moderator) - Sunday, June 9 2013, 22:07:46 (UTC)
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...no, assyrians have nothing like that...assyrians barely managed to murder their own Marshimun in 1976...they never talk about that one but go on and on about how Simko killed the other Marshimun ages ago....that and starting fights in hotel ballrooms because Rukhtapolitous looked at Nanajan the wrong way and so Kuriyakous just had to shove him...these are our heroes and fighters.

I remember at an AANF convention in Detroit several years where I was displaying some bronzes...the usual heroes pulled the fire alarms causing the fire department to come...when they wouldn't let the crowd back into the ballroom fast enough, one of these heroes, probably a Taco, began berating the crowd, telling them how their RIGHTS were being trampled upon, how they were being treated like SECOND CLASS citizens and so forth...when the security people couldn't get him to shut up, remember there was a large crowd he was inciting, their head, a huge Black man, gave them the order to take the guy down...I was standing nearby and had become friendly with this guy...at that his security people threw Ashurbanipal to the ground and cuffed him....

...later I went back to the security offices to thank their chief for his help with another matter...I head the recent hero crying, yes crying, asking if he could just please go home, to mamma no doubt, that he hadn't meant anything...

That was the one true thing he said...he, and his "great ancestry", meant absolutely NOTHING.

...at a later convention in Chicago I was threatened by some assyrian heroes with a good beating, in front of my children, if I didn't stop "hating assyrians"...I'd received similar threats days earlier and this time I stepped to a phone and called the Chicago Police...a squad car appeared and then a little later the chief of the station house...make a long story short the chief, who'd had enough of us heroes, told me, in front of the president of the AANF ( a guy who owned a porno store, a GREAT porno store) that if I was bothered again the cops would come and arrest them all...meanwhile the cops were looking for Ashurbanipal and his assyrian gang of embarrassing idiots but, true to heroic form, they'd run upstairs and were hiding in a suite...the president then came to me and asked if I would please call off the police because he needed these heroes to run the banquet that night, you know NATIONAL WORK...I said I would do so IF those same heroes met with me...

....30 minutes later they'd assembled in a conference room...I called them cowards, told them all they were good for was making fools of all of us...told them this and that, said they were ruining my projects, which were to benefit all of us...it ended when one of them wanted to HUG me, which I refused to do...then they insisted on shaking my hand, which I allowed..then they wanted to take me and my wife out to DINNER, also refused...finally one of them, Taco probably, came up to me and said, "Man, you sure are cool"...meaning, I guess, that he was impressed because when he'd waved his fist in my face and threatened to put me in a hospital, in front of my young children and before the eyes of many conventiongoers, I had simply stood there and smiled in his idiot face....

...this is so typical of these jerks...he was really complimenting HIMSELF...as if to say, "How could you stand up to ME"? Without trembling, I suppose.

...The only time you have to fear an assyrian is when your back is turned.



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