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Re: Monkey's Encyclopedia: Pancho
Posted by pancho (Moderator) - Wednesday, July 16 2008, 22:17:29 (CEST)
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MiniMe wrote:
>"But the bread and wine are miraculously transformed INTO real flesh and blood...and that, dear reader, is as close to cannibalism and vampirism as anyone needs to get."
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>Which dictionary defines miraculous transformation of bread and wine into flesh & blood as "cannibalism"?

...none, you idiot. They define the EUCHARIST as the miraculous transformation of bread and wine into flesh and blood...and in the Eucharist Christians EAT the bread that turns into flesh and DRINK the wine that turns into blood. Is that too hard for you to follow? And if you EAT and DRINK human flesh and human blood THEN you are guilty of cannibalism.

...if Christians were content to say the bread STAYS bread and the wine STAYS wine...and they are simply eating bread and drinking wine, then there's no cannibalism....but they DON'T! They call it the MIRACLE of the Eucharist because it doesn't STAY bread and wine...rather they insist the priest TURNS IT INTO real flesh and blood...it's their belief system, not mine. Argue with them.
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>I mean isn't it a Scientific Fact that the crap you eat everyday gets miraculously transformed into blood and flesh in your bag-of-shit body? And you're surprised at other things?

...wrong again. maybe YOU eat crap...but the rest of us eat food...and the crap is what's left of the nourishing food we eat. I'm only surprised that you're so determined to make an ass of yourself...but then if you eat crap for nourishment....?
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>You just love to be a shithead... How else would you norish yourself if it wasnt for you changing everything so you can whinge and bark about it?
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>What a waste you are.

...then stop wasting your time. You're an asshole but I don't see you as a waste of time. On the contrary you're an invaluable pimple on the ass of the world whom we gladly welcome here so we can show you off.



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